I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
it glows. i had to have it.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
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