Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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