so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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