do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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