yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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