i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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