found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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