You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
the liver wants what the liver wants
don't judge my taste in strippers
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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