I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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