I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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