Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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