11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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