cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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