So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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