my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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