Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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