HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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