drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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