I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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