if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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