he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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