Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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