She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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