Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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