? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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