I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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