In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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