I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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