Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
