took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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