It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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