he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF