i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.