Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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