Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis