He is such a slut. More and more my type.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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