they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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