Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Even my vagina gasped.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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