Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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