I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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