do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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