if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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