It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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