just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i just google imaged poop.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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