he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I would fuck him just for his dog
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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