I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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