o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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