we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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