cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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