2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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