Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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