i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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