thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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