I showed him my bush... on skype.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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