After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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